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HEAR

Super Best The Blue Hearts
Paired punk and politics to become Japan's answer to the Clash.

Wolf Rock! Guitar Wolf
Rockabilly meets speed metal meets jet engine.

Love Psychedelico - Greatest Hits Love Psychedelico
Their debut album. Frequently catchy. Occasionally English.

Kanjysei Outou Seyo Eastern Youth
Legendary Japanese indie rockers overdue for a U.S. breakthrough.

Cheap Trick At Budokan: The Complete Concert Cheap Trick at Budokan
The best live album of all time. Yes, seriously.

WATCH

Tokyo Drifter (Criterion Collection Spine #39) Tokyo Drifter
A pouting gangster wanders Japan to avoid being executed.

Stray Dog - Criterion Collection Stray Dog
A detective tracks down a stolen pistol in Kurosawa's classic film noir.

Tokyo Story - Criterion Collection Tokyo Story
Ozu's masterpeice regularly graces critics' All-Time Best lists.

Harakiri - Criterion Collection Harakiri
An ANGRY samurai enacts revenge over the needless death of his son-in-law.

Onibaba - Criterion Collection Onibaba
Chilling visuals and a macabre score intensify this tale of a cursed mask.

Blind Beast
A blind sculptor kidnaps a shapely model in this strangely erotic thriller.

Blade Runner (The Director's Cut) Blade Runner
Shinjuku provided the inspiration for Ridley Scott's futuristic LA.

Black Rain (Special Collector's Edition) Black Rain
Or how a puffy-faced Michael Douglas learned to stop worrying and love Japan.

READ

Araki: Tokyo Lucky Hole (Klotz) Tokyo Lucky Hole
Is Nobuyoshi Araki a dirty old man or a genius photographer? Have fun deciding.

Speed Tribes: Days and Night's with Japan's Next Generation Speed Tribes
A study of 12 Japanese living on the fringe of their conformist society.

Pink Box: Inside Japan's Sex Clubs Pink Box
A vivid, behind-the- scenes glimpse into Tokyo’s imaginative sex industry.

Love Hotels: The Hidden Fantasy Rooms of Japan Love Hotels
Tokyo's wildest and most outlandish by-the-hour hotel rooms.

Tokyo Underworld: The Fast Times and Hard Life of an American Gangster in Japan Tokyo Underworld
The rise of organized crime through the eyes of an American hood.

Ugly Americans: The True Story of the Ivy League Cowboys Who Raided the Asian Markets for Millions Ugly Amerians
A true story of greedy expatriates and the millions they bilked from Asian financial markets.

MAVO: Japanese Artists and the Avant-Garde, 1905-1931 (Twentieth-Century Japan: The Emergence of a World Power) Mavo
A critical study of Japan's avant-garde art movement in the 1920s.

The Dark Side: Infamous Japanese Crimes and Criminals The Dark Side
Japan's most infamous crimes. And you just know they're gonna be bizarre.

SPEAK

Outrageous Japanese: Slang, Curses & Epithets (Tuttle Language Library) Outrageous Japanese
All the slang, expletives and anatomical nicknames you'll need to speak potty mouth in a 2nd language.

Japanese I - 3rd Ed.: Learn to Speak and Understand Japanese with Pimsleur Language Programs (Comprehensive) Pimsleur Level 1
Load this course onto your iPod and begin learning Japanese simply by listening.

Japanese II - 2nd Ed.: Learn to Speak and Understand Japanese with Pimsleur Language Programs (Comprehensive) Pimsleur Level 2
Level 1 too easy for you? Here's more listening and more learning.

Japanese III - 2nd Ed.: Learn to Speak and Understand Japanese with Pimsleur Language Programs (Pimsleur Language Program) Pimsleur Level 3
If you haven't paid a visit to Japan by this point, what the fuck you waiting for?

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Japanese Hospital To Offer 'Gently Used' Babies

Jikei Hospital in Japan has begun installation of the country's first 'baby hatch'. Once launched, bored mothers will be able to deposit their unwanted babies in complete anonymity. The hatch comes furnished with incubator, monitoring camera, and fire-extinguishing sprinkler. It is hoped the device will save the social lives of countless young women each year.

In response, the Salvation Army announced they would one-up the hospital with their own plan to accept donations of both newborns and elderly. Explained Etsuo Susuki, Salvation Army Lieutenant Tokyo Prefecture, "We aim to be a one-stop drop-off for all your parental and filial obligations".

When asked whether he expected a dramatic increase in foot traffic to their local thrift stores, Lieutenant Suzuki predicted, "brisk" business on the baby end, but "sluggish" sales of the aged given "they can be difficult to retrain and, in all honesty, are not nearly as cute once fully grown".

Retailing analysts offered a more dire forecast, pointing out that Japan currently leads the world in surplus senior citizens.

Ever the optimist, Lieutenant Suzuki noted that the Salvation Army was also facing stockpiles of argyle sweaters, polyester slacks and sensible shoes. Hinting at a possible retail strategy that would see a 3-piece outfit included with every geezer sold.

Posted on April 12, 2007 4:45 PM
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